Newsflash

We are moving in ONE MONTH.  Who knows WHERE we are going to live, because escrow was supposed to close on our Ammityville Horror house on April 17th and due to some guy named Bill in Lake Oswego and some chick named Tamara/Tamyra/I can never remember who lives in the midwest somewhere....we are STILL in escrow.  Those two people are supposed to be handling our stuff, but instead they spend their days ignoring us and not doing their job.  Then 2 days before escrow is supposed to close, they tell us we need to turn in like 15 new documents.  So we do, but then they want more.  So then they extend escrow 3 weeks.  Then they ignore us for 19 days and then demand more papers, then escrow has to be extended 3 more weeks.  This has happened twice.  One of these documents consisted of an explanation of who will paint a few small pieces of new drywall.  We can't say that Brian and I will do it, because what if we are injured and can't paint our drywall?  Seriously.  So for all those people who thought their escrow was a nightmare....it may have been, but we win.  Sorry.  Oh and just in case you were wondering, all their managers/superiors have been contacted and have received complaints.  they like to ignore us also.